Your weird professional identity descriptions
From the party like it's Q2 2007 department — here’s the complete & unabridged list of weird professional identity descriptions reproduced for posterity and against that unhappy hypothetical day when the pageoftext server should be unplugg’d from the DSL line or whatever of its proprietor:
- aesthetician
- chief dog food taster
- cleaner
- computer psychologist
- corporate irritant
- decomplexifier
- dishwasher
- digital janitor
- doppelgänger
- dude
- feedback loop
- finisher
- fireball
- fixer
- fluffer
- information interior decorator
- infrastructuralist
- informationist
- internet-human duct tape
- last mile
- mechanic
- minister of information
- navigator
- post-production
- punching bag
- queen bee
- roustabout
- slacker
- sorghum consultant
- technology evangelist
- utility man
- wire monkey
- utility man
- bomb snifing dog
The other pageoftext of note — the wikiclock — was almost 20 hours of out date at this writing.
